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Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio

4.2(3,516)
American Restaurant

About

Dick's Last Resort in San Antonio serves up Southern-style dishes with a side of playful sass in a lively roadhouse setting. The staff’s humorous insults and custom hats create a memorable, spirited atmosphere that keeps teams entertained.

The venue offers outdoor seating and private reservations, making it a fun spot for casual client dinners or team gatherings. Expect straightforward comfort food like crispy fried shrimp and tater tots alongside budget-friendly cocktails in a relaxed, convivial space.

Best for

  • Casual team dinners with a playful vibe
  • Client outings that break the ice
  • Outdoor group gatherings with lively service

Request a Package

Tell the venue what you're planning and they'll respond with a custom proposal within 1–2 business days.

Group Dining Event

Custom request

Perfect for team dinners, client lunches, and celebration meals. Reserve a private or semi-private space for your group with food, drinks, and AV if needed.

What's typically included

  • Private or semi-private space
  • Food & beverage
  • AV & technology

Happy Hour

Custom request

Host a relaxed evening reception for your team or clients. Reserve a space for drinks and light bites in a social, low-key setting.

What's typically included

  • Private or semi-private space
  • Food & beverage

Full Buyout

Custom request

Take over the entire restaurant for your event. Full control of the space, menu, and atmosphere — ideal for large celebrations or exclusive corporate events.

What's typically included

  • Full venue layout
  • Food & beverage
  • AV & technology

Venue Details

Standout features

Atmosphere
Playfully rude roadhouse vibe
Staff deliver sarcastic, humorous insults and create personalized hats, adding a unique, lively energy that guests remember and enjoy.
Food & Beverage
Southern-style menu with standout fried shrimp
The menu features Southern classics like crispy fried shrimp and crunchy tater tots, paired with affordable, well-made cocktails including popular $4 margaritas.
Outdoor Seating
Outdoor dining available
Offers outdoor seating that complements the rowdy, casual atmosphere, providing a flexible space for groups to enjoy the experience.

At a glance

Rated 4.2 on Google · 3,516 reviews